Poor from Trying to be a Writer, but hey Tech job

I transcribe audio for a technology company in Redmond and get paid next to nothing to write weekly technology articles and I write articles about video games because I enjoy it. Expect several posts about Dragon Age and the occasional Batman post. I generally don't tag anything. I can also be found at biron5k.tumblr.com.

Television is way ahead of film because it doesn’t feel the need to polarize women. Male writers either want to make women the angel or the whore. Women are more complex than that.

(Source: annieodair, via spacershepard)




Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

"breeding with me would be counterproductive"

(via andrastianmingle)

But hey at least I told cute coworker that she looks nice

That balance of “I want to apologize so I feel better” and “but if I come back into their life, they could lose their shit” is awful so I just sit and get upset

Hey remember that time a hero rose from humble beginnings to join a legendary order only to be betrayed by somebody they thought they could trust? Then they, with a group of associates—an assassin, a soldier, a maternal figure, a woman with impressive powers who fears trusting others, a hulking tank of a creature who respected the hero, among others—set off to save everything they knew. They had to take down the traitor and unite civilizations against a common threat that the world didn’t believe existed—an insurmountable threat that not only destroyed everything in its path, but also took victims and used them to create more of their own kind. A threat that happened long before, which life barely survived. In the end, the hero was presented with an important choice that resulted in victory, maybe with the sacrifice of that hero. Everyone would remember the hero, and their legend would live on.

Yeah I played Dragon Age and Mass Effect too.


I started Dating Simulator: Origins recently so I could get through all of them before Inquisition is released 

So far I like it!!

(via rhea-hawke)




Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via crisisdragonfly)